24 7 / 2014

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda, via thetremblingofmyhand)

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

thewinterwidow:

princess-sparklemullet:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Oh my god it has those banner photoshop graphics we all spent at least a week thinking were really cool and a sign of a quality fic

Reblogging again because her ff.net profile still exists, though it doesn’t have anything on it.

24 7 / 2014

3giraffes3africa:

July 2014

Photographer: Ernest Doroszuk

(Source: simplydanielradcliffe.com)

24 7 / 2014


Daniel Radcliffe as Ig Perrish in Horns, dir. Alexandre Aja, 2014

I want to make a Parselmouth joke. 

Daniel Radcliffe as Ig Perrish in Horns, dir. Alexandre Aja, 2014

I want to make a Parselmouth joke. 

(Source: sir-radcakes)

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24 7 / 2014

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24 7 / 2014

nothingbutthedreams:

Depeche Mode - Judas (from Songs of Faith and Devotion)

Is simplicity best, or simply the easiest?

The narrowest path, is always the holiest

So walk on barefoot for me, suffer some misery,

If you want my love

I keep coming back to this song at the moment. It’s just so brilliant, as is this whole album, which I haven’t listened to enough/

24 7 / 2014

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

(via ismellaslewofthem)

24 7 / 2014

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via vampireweekes)

24 7 / 2014

"To be a poet is a condition, not a profession."

Robert Frost (via observando)

24 7 / 2014

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000, via iamthedroidyourelookingfor)

24 7 / 2014

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:





WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!



Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!

image

Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

(Source: geekingabout, via killjoywhatsername)

24 7 / 2014